Straight men claim to 'hate' watching the Olympic Games. Ask them and they claim it is because they don't like watching ice skating...
But, this is the Summer Games. In Rio...
The truth is that straight men DO like to watch gymnastics.
in the dark...by themselves...after their wives' have gone to bed.
There is a saying in de Janeiro: 'When the Sun goes down on Rio, I'll be goin' down on you.'
Just keep an eye out for that Full Gold Moon.
Keep on dreamin' straight boys.